Thursday, March 31, 2011

Considerate coughing

Dear Miss Spoke:  Is is OK to hock a loogie on the bike path?

-Phlegmy in Philadelphia



Dear Phlegmy:  Of course it's OK!  This is Miss Spoke, not Miss Manners.  You are engaging in a sporting activity in the outdoors - hock away!  But, you may want to check your immediate vicinity before you do - and please hock to the right.  There may be an innocent biker passing on the left just as you let fly.  Unfortunately, Miss Spoke is speaking from experience...

-Miss Spoke

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