Bike to work, every day

Dear Miss Spoke:  What do you think of "Bike to Work Day?"

-Curious in Cincinnati

Dear Curious:  Funny you should ask.  While I've been commuting by bike for quite some time, I participated in my very first Bike to Work day just last week.  There never was a Bike to Work day in the various places where I was living and biking  (except the Netherlands, where every day was Bike to Work day, for everyone).  After moving to Washington DC last year, I was actually teleworking on Fridays for awhile and it just so happened that Bike to Work day was on a Friday and it seemed silly to go into work just for that!  So, this year, with telecommuting sadly out of the picture, the stars were aligned for me to participate.  But, even though I bike to work nearly every day, I almost considered not doing it on Bike to Work day since I figured the bike path would be packed, the bike rack would be full, etc.  Then I shook off the bad attitude and headed out on what turned out to be a beautiful clear day.  The path was actually not all that crowded and I started to wonder if Bike to Work day was just another one of those silly days like National Cheese Souffle Day (May 18th).  Then I came to the designated "pit stop" along the way and it was quite a scene.  Bikes and riders everywhere, some, like me, suspiciously keeping an iron grip on their bikes as they meandered through the crowd (my lock is at work and I have all my stuff in those paniers), free food and giveaways, music and more.  Since I was dragging my bike with me and was late to work (as usual) I didn't stay long, but I was impressed at the crowd and the organization, although the bike commuters themselves were kind of a dour bunch, grumpily stuffing bagels and t-shirts into their backpacks.  Back on the path, things had gotten a bit more crowded, and the gear heads were in out full force comparing their latest toys, which looked like they rarely saw the pavement. When I got to work, I found the racks and locker room emptier than usual - I guess the bike commuters were still partying at their pit stops downtown.  All in all, Bike to Work day wasn't bad at all and it's a good effort to encourage more folks to start commuting by bike.  I have to say though, I still prefer the regulars I see on the path every day, getting from point A to point B and not making a big fuss about it.
-Miss Spoke

Popular paths

Dear Miss Spoke:
I'm a regular bike commuter, out on the path in all seasons, rain or shine.  Is it wrong to shake my fist and shout obscenities at the throngs of tourists and other fair weather wanderers who block the path when the weather gets nice?  I'm just trying to get home after a long day at work and these people are completely clueless about keeping to the right and staying out of my way.
-Frustrated in Phoenix

Dear Frustrated:
Trust me, I know how you feel.  There are those days when Miss Spoke longs for a little drizzle to keep the riff raff off the path.  And by riff raff, I mean other people.  I would advise you however, to look at the bright side.  If there are tourists on your path, you must live in a nice place, where people actually want to visit and walk around.  You can be sure that there are no tourists blocking the path in Bridgeport.  Also, the thing about tourists  is that they are a renewable resource.  Even if you used an air horn to teach the current group of tourists a thing or two about blocking the path, they would just be replaced by a new group of clueless tourists tomorrow.  So, there is no point in wasting your energy.  I suggest that you consider alternate routes or times of day to avoid the peak times and think of all that stopping and starting as a great interval workout.  You could still get an air horn just for fun.
-Miss Spoke